Funny Ways of Doing a Christmas List

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A full-body laugh never goes amiss, especially in these times. Existential dread and daily turmoil tend to take a toll. So yeah, bring on the full-body laughs, the ones that get passed around a group until someone has to excuse themselves to catch their breath and stave off the urge to piss their pants. That's a good laugh, and you can be the person who makes it happen. Doesn't matter who you're holiday gift shopping for—a coworker whose sense of humor you don't particularly like, a dear friend who's organizing a White Elephant exchange, the king of dad jokes himself (your dad)—you'll find the best, most hilarity-inducing gag gift for them here.

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A F*cking 2022 Boxed Calendar

This will get them through another 365 days of society-induced madness.

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'From Crook to Cook'

Snoop's cookbook covers it all, from baked mac and cheese to lobster thermidor to snacks perfect for the munchies.

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The Clearly Impossible Puzzle

Actually, this gift is fully deranged.

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Personalized TV Cartoon Portrait

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Bojack, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Big Mouth...whichever makes them laugh most, order a custom still from the show that includes the artist's take on their cartoon persona.

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Wine Condoms

No, they're not for that. They're stoppers for half-finished bottles of wine.

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Bluetooth Banana Phone

Ring, ring.As pure a gag gift as gag gifts can get.

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The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

Remember the death and destruction wrought by this game? Of course you do.

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What to Watch Streaming Decider Dice

Let fate save them from another 27 minutes of miserably meandering through Netflix's home page.

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'You're My National Treasure' Heat Change Mug

Upon opening this gift, they'll think you just gave them a plain black mug. Funny enough. Upon first use, however, it will reveal the king of memes himself, Nicolas Cage. Hilarious.

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Shower Beer Holder

Life's simplest pleasure is sipping a cold beer in a hot shower. Give them a holder that makes it easy.

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Shower Wine Glass Holder

The same goes for shower wine.

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Student Loans Candle

It's been a rough 15 years. Or 30.

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'Here for It: Or, How to Save Your Soul in America'

These are the essays that'll get them through the rest of the year—absolutely hilarious, awkward, and relatable.

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Kevin Broccoli Wall Clock

Cue the theme music.

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Minute Cocktail Sugar Cube Trio

For the person on your list too lazy to make themselves even a halfway-decent cocktail.

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Flare Hair Visor Cap

There aren't many crises, personal or global, that a Guy Fieri wig won't immediately solve.

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Liquid Death Mountain Water (12-Pack Tallboys)

Rock the fuck on. (This is literally just water in a can.)

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Wonky Happy Face Grinder

This grinder promises a weird high and uncontrollable laughter ahead.

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PureHell T-Shirt

This tee is topical in every sense of the word.

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Electronic Talking Parrots

It's like that singing fish, but more persistent.

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Salami Bouquet

Flowers wilt and die. But a meat bouquet? That'll last...well, probably half as long as the damn flowers.

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The Rock Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

May your holidays be jolly and nice—and filled with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

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Mini Beer Pong

Less lethal but just as riotously fun as the full-sized party classic.

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"Yearbook"

A midlife memoir from the man responsible for more slightly stoned laughter than a hundred chimps in tuxedos on YouTube.

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Adopt a Blue-Footed Booby

When you adopt a blue-footed booby through the WWF, you get an adoption certificate, a photo, and a little stuffed blue-footed booby. It's sillyand good for the earth.

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Anxiety Girl Soy Candle

Self-awareness is a revered personality trait. And candles? Pretty damn trendy. Together, they make an unbeatable combo.

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Beaker Wine Glass

Moderation is subjective.

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Retro Electric Skeeball Game

Listen, a roll's a roll. No matter how small the space.

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Sunscreen Alcohol Flasks

Sneaky, sneaky. Get these for the jokester who likes to carry a stiff drink around everywhere, even where they're not supposed to.

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Laptop Sticker

This'll give their work-from-home situation a daily dose of indispensable bizarro humor.

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